Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas One and All

Enjoy the holidays, everyone!

I'm looking forward to my wee early morning flight to Atlanta tomorrow. My boyfriend is meeting my parents for the first time, so expect some funny stories to ensue.

In case you were wondering, here's my itinerary for the next few days.

1. Pack my bags



2. Sit around the Christmas tree in my bathrobe



3. Rid the world of darkness




4. Rescue young children from their plight of soiled clothing




5. Feed bamboo to starving puppies


Sunday, December 21, 2008

Snow Daze

Yesterday involved a lot of running around, so today I've declared an official snow day. 

No subways, no slushy streets... just sitting around the Christmas tree in my apartment watching Netflix, drinking rum and coke.

Good times.




Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Falling Acid

Last week a few drops of "acid" fell on my head while waiting for a train in the subway station. Good omen or bad, I ask?

Good... I think.

The mysterious fluid-like substance dripped from the ceiling and smelled of rotting cabbage. I guess this is to be expected considering its source. BUT, it almost fell on my head and didn't. I happened to be covering my ears (two loud express trains were going through), and the drops only hit my hands. So instead of the drops falling into my eye and causing permanent blindness, I had really smelly hands. Bad stenches I can handle, blindness not so much.

I understand how carried away this might sound, but this is falling acid, people! Who knows where that water came from or what it passed through before reaching my hand *shudder*
Funny - I can spend 10 days in the woods and not desire a shower, but this geyser of foul water falls on me and it's pretty much the end of the world. It's the same with beetles vs. roaches: I can squish beetles with a tiny piece of toilet paper, but I can't even look at a dead roach without screeching like a murder victim.

Cities are the worst kind of dirty.