Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Witches of Eastwick

So many post ideas, so little time. I've got a goodie in my head, but I'll need a little time to flesh it out...stay tuned.

Today I bring you a delicious excerpt from last Sunday's NY Times. Tis a book review by Sam Tanenhaus regarding John Updike's The Widows of Eastwick. One part really jumped out of the page. The novel is set in Nixon-era Rhode Island, but the description sounds a bit more like modern-day New York....

A triad of literal witches, sexually rapacious divorcees in their 30s, prey on the menfolk in a shabby-trendy Rhode Island seaside town and, as their power grows, also terrorize the local citizens...

And yet, despite their dream of female empowerment, the witches' fantasies center on a man, a mysteriously well-heeled newcomer 'with greasy curly hair half-hiding behind his ears and clumped at the back...Unsubtly named Darryl Van Horne, he is either Satan or his emissary, given to voluble though not quite coherent Mephistophelian theorizing. Aware the three divorcees are devil-worshipers, he lures them into the brick mansion, Eastwick's finest, which he has bought and gaudily refurbished. The 'malefactresses' cavort in Van Horne's 'eight-foot hot tub,' sexually servicing him and at times one another. They also greedily imbibe lethal cocktails, 'alchemically concocted of tequila and grenadine and creme de cassis and Triple Sec,'...

Sounds like wicked good fun to me. I wonder what Mephistophelian means. If Updike's book comes anywhere close to the quality of this review, I'm totally running out and buying a copy.


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Choose Your Own Adventure!

In the beginning, there was R.L. Stine's Invaders of Hark. And it was good. Droves of children (myself included) devoured such tales of self-design like candy, meanwhile hoping not to fall down a well or accidentally eat a poison mushroom in the next chapter. Let's be honest: these tales are a fine wine that only get better with age.

In the next decade, man made digital format . And it was even better. Where will YOUR fortune cookie take you?

The latest turn in the choose-your-own adventure revolution comes in the form of online video, courtesy of my new favorite soap company, Dove. The story is called "Waking Up Hannah."

Viewers are able to explore three different storylines, all of them following a 20-something girl named Hannah who wakes up dazed and confused after a night of boozin'. From there she takes one of three routes: Energize, Refresh or Cool Moisture. You decide. FYI : you can also read through the text messages in her phone for the full Peeping Tom effect. The storyline you pick ultimately decides her fate in a blind date later that evening. Will poor Hannah stay cool and collected or find herself high and dry? Her destiny lies with you...

Friday, October 17, 2008

Best of the Best, Craigslist

Today we salute you, Craigslist guy, for teaching us how to sell, sell, sell. And for filling our lives with joy. 

1. Craigslist - Richmond, VA.
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"8x8x16 Cement Block - $1"




2. Craigslist New York - Who could forget the infamous "super nanny" post.  
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3. Craigslist, Nerd Edition
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4. Craigslist, Exorcist Edition
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5. Craigslist, Palin Edition
One of my personal favs. 
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6. Craigslist for Breakups
This one's called  "For Sale: Books for Insecure Women"
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7. Craigslist for Time Machine Entrepreneurs
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Peace (cont.)

Peace, Love, Tranquility. Brought to you by several Wisconsin sunsets of the 1960's.

(aka Uncle "Shooter" Bob)
















Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Peace

One thing I really miss about Wisconsin are the sunsets. This photo was actually taken on Kinney Road in Upstate NY. Funny to see a place so strinkingly similar only a few hours from the City.

Sometimes, as I lie awake at night trying hard to block out the sounds of taxis and ambulances, I pretend I'm back at Richmond Lake in South Dakota. I took a camping trip there by myself two summers ago. It was there I pitched a tent, toted a few bottles of Mike's Hard Cider, and watched the sunset on some rocks down by the water. The weather was cool and breezy. With lots of crickets. Wrapped up in my sleeping bag the first night, I played some old Guy Clark tunes on my ipod until I fell sleep.

(photo via Bedlam Farm)

Monday, October 13, 2008

Daily Puppy






















Check out Murphy, today's daily puppy!

This site always makes me smile :)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Table Talk

Not to sound like a snoop, but I tend to make it my business to know other people's business. What's great about eating out in New York is that it involves a goodly amount of eavesdropping as well as my other favorite pastime - eating. The eavesdropping factor is especially high on weekends. Also when the table on either side of yours is six inches away.

A man and a woman at a Tapas Bar, Flor De Sol in Tribeca, were too consumed with their present situation to notice my listening in. I kept overhearing the phrase "Investment Banker." Turns out the woman is a disgruntled divorcée turning their dinner into a vent session. Her friend and victim, Man, spends the majority of the dinner bobbing his head and chiming in a time or two. The poor guy had definitely counted on a happier ending for the evening. Woman's plans only went as far as defining her lonely, passionless, disolate life. I proceed to dub her official representative of C.R.A.P.P.Y. - coalition of restless, angry, pragmatic, power-hungry 'Yorkers.

"I could be a soccer mom driving an Escalade right now, but I would be miserable."
"I miss having that crazy, animalistic sex...I hope you get to experience that someday."

Monday, October 6, 2008

Show Me the Money!!


These are some hard economic times. The signs are everywhere.